I asked the pretty young lady "can I stand behind ya?",
She laughed, declined n said I'd have more chance of tryna travel back in time to the 80s n selling Thatcher's Cider to angry miners,
Short n cheeky, so I put my hands beside her n gave her a wedgie til I split her batty riders,
I like spreading the word of seatbelt use to passing drivers,
So I make up safety films like cellulose diacetatic fibres,
Lead vocalist in a Jewish pop band a la Pass de Khyber,
I'm Mohammed Hoffman - we are the Pakisteiners,
Excuse me mate do you have a lighter?
And a cigarette? And can I tap a fiver?
I came to get mashed like a maris-piper,
You get baked? Got skins? Bud? And a grinder?
I document horse shows to attract vagina,
Illiterate Italian, canter writer,
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/a...oscopic-shapes
Electron microscope image of an active virus that looks like maracas attached to spiders
Next Rhyme: matching gooch