Dimethyl Morpher, teleporter,
I'm fly n milkin it like metal saucers,
Pass through the playboy mansion collecting stalkers,
I used to be a respected baller like Kenny Walker but now if I was a penny poorer I'd be living on the somali-kenyan border,
Introduce myself as "Hi, I'm Henry Horner,
we haven't met before but you have a sexy daughter,
how much for a 2 night rental order that may cause post traumatic stress disorder?"
"Ok, is that your way of saying someone else has bought her?"
On the grind like I've got a pestle, mortar, and various items that are getting smaller,
I stay Ice cold like a yeti sauna,
But got my work cut out like a Welsh dyslexic author,
Fighting a billion year sentence for lemming slaughter
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