I bet that you can't find the actual Constitution, or a black man within a 30 mile radius that you haven't traded STD trading cards with.
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I'm sorry, that was mean.
I caught myself. I could not have allowed myself to let you leave this conversation with me having just said that. I am sorry...
The Constitution is an article that the people who made this country, which is America, wrote that declared our independence from our parent country, Fancy Accent Islands.
Now I don't feel so bad.