INTRO
Sup men, Transgens, n ladies rb has built a seperate restroom for the confused ya'll know you are(preferably no showers). Anyways this no showing and lack of voting is starting to suck Mandigo Cawhhkk. It's up to you guys to keep this shit alive enough @Fresh @KnowP trying to mouth to mouth recesitate ya'll. Fresh's lip ring is starting to turn green and KnowP is starting to get Bruce Bruce sized lips. Looks like we have more battlers this week lets hope they all show and vote. If not im gonna give all their gf's wives and of aged daughters all of this Irish Link. Ok lets get into these fucking reviews from week 6 only two actual battles so it shouldn't be that difficult.
Fresh VS. Smog
Idk what the fuck happpened here but Fresh rolled his tubesocks all the way underneath his ballsacks like a man and fucking brought it. Just like i predicted and he went with the method that worked creative ass wordplays. He stayed consistent he must had a usb full of bars plugged inside that lipring good shit here! Smog fell asleep under his 18 wheeler woke up and just through together a quick verse while eating his gas station bacon egg n cheese sandwich and drinking his Penzoil flavored coffee. Wtf happened man not the Smog im used too lots misses and no hard impact when it came to his personals.
Fresh Highlights
w/ women I'm revered... a stallion, boss shit
u hear otherwise than ur Sis Silly n' it's cuz that bitch loves my italian sausage
n the same could be said for ya wifey, we just haven't acted it out
I'll stare deep into her Whore Eyes n' if u've got an issue u'll get laid flat the fuck out
ya wife a slut, she charge a fee? Lines have be drawn at LEAST
Cause I swear to god her pussy has lips concealing 2 rows of teeth
ur a hillbilly trucker n mortally queer.. this faggot's a flamer
dawg ur a Far Cry from the majority here n' no one mistakes u for a gamer
ur lifes pointless like astrological signs, I'll smash his stupid n puny face
and it's funny urinaries, you'll always be remembered as a conduit for human waste
a disgrace as a family man.. stop having children n put on the break light
no one respects u, ya wife Orchids.. so don't expect any gettin dropped at ur grave site
[B]The Infamous VS. EThaReal[B]
Idk EThaReal must of been writing during Flakka Symptoms his wording was all over the place some setups weren't relevant to his finishers. Guess that what happens when you take a break and start focusing on your "White People"
problems. Infamous like i predicted threw the couple of Haymakers like he needed.
Battle was so boring i flipped through this and Pornhub and i rathered of watched the 40 percent BBW rated video. Shorten up the wording my dude you have good attempts but your setups were like reading a new testament bible n shit.
Infamous Highlights
who the hell is you, im a pro bitch my name holding weight
those votes is all you getting, so you only relying on them 3 points like golden state..
E, ya bitch a tricking smut, flash the dollars that bitch got hotter than a heat wave
for her to send my the goods all i had to do was give the money to 'E-bay..
Unfukwitable VS. Letterman
Well i think Letterman finally got his dental plan together and been getting dealing cleanings i think hes not gonna make it rest of season because of fillings and roots canals to prevent his Mr. EDitis. Anyways how tf you gonna ask for an extension and you already late did you lose those glasses or some shit? Unfukwitable had a 16 line verse he had written last year for Letterman damn he shouldv'e dropped it.
Enbombz VS. Bomb Bar'd
Other then these two spent all week performimg Rockholds on each other only one showed up. @Bomb Bar'd i don't see why you use the job as an excuse not to show im gonna call your boss and see what the fuck your actually doing. Well Enbombz showed all apologies i acussed him of chomping but he dipped his finger in and took a taste. Im gonna be a gentleman and break down his verse.
My scope precise, been my bro for life so he gone Drop this fake
One shot'll endure days n there's only so many faggots We can tolerate
Good wordplay nice flip here
Truth though.. This dudes hoes tactics run deep as hell,
Bitch's handled so much pipe bombs could pimp her out to sleeper cells
I liked what u went for as far as humor factor but this finisher couldv'e been more polished
You went from average on nc to less than on rb, ur going nowhere bredren
I aint down with the lime so this ending with a slice to the neck like corona sessions
Dope and cool personal with the metaphore tied in
If we throwing fists You gone get layed out like a pothead
It'll be like akimbo death, those hands just go to waist n you drop dead
Dope wordplay current reference good flip
I'll bash this fuck for acting tough leave him shook once this Brit swings
Cos The style you Rockholds no weight, when i brought punches like Bispings
U and Bomb Bar'd had a similar concept yours was displayed better.
Overall decent verse very consistent some creative wordplays.
*drum roll please* boom bap boom boom boom bap bap
No Show Shine goes to @Enbombz props my dude!
Joe Boston VS. Gringo Starr
I want to especially thank @Gringo Starr i mean words n tears can not desribe how happy i am you gave me a free Contenders Spot
*Drops Mic*
Lets get Bipolar here for a second how tf you gonna ask for an extension then no show what is wrong with you! Blow an oppurtunity at being in a Champ Match come on buddy wake up smell the Folgers Khed would you not show up to little Gringie Starrs teeball game like that?
Anyways heres my verse i wasted it was fire
U can get handled easily and thats on fucking god
I'll put out my Spliff Starr and break u up worse than the Flipmode squad
Its odd for u to do dirt ur scared to have both feed in the mud
I'll spit in ur face as a sign of disrespect Gringo like im born with Mexican blood
Snub tucked in the waist anyone u know better not get under my skin
Hide ur bitches too my shots'll have women jumping around like a fucking Hillary win
I'll wipe that shit eating grin off that face im that one u should avoid
Keep feeding Starr Mags then describing his non existance wont be a tabloid
Umemployed most his life he never held a job that is stable
Fag rather a hot plate to his face so everynight his family sits at an empty table
Warning this can be fatal im not leaving till the smoke fucking clears
Playing with a Warrior just gonna lead to your family crying those lebron tears
Well there go your exciting Week of battles!
Lets welcome a very special man to the Stage! Ya'll respect this muhfuka everytime you see him or theres gonna be issues on RB only *shhh I ain't a thug dont tell anyone* Without further a due lets Welcome @Unfukwitable clap bitches clap no flash photography he is black af might change him multi colored.
So what do you think of LLL this season its been slow activity wise any advice you can give for it to living up?
-Yea it's been a rocky road it's been a couple cool battles but it seems like everyone is busy or not really tapped into that savage mode, I just hope dudes sign in and stop being scary it doesn't take much time to write a good 10-16.
So as far as battlers who do you think we should watch out for as of now?
-Uhh I can barely say, everyone keeps signing in and out lol, tag packed graves, gal, muff, joog, orc and a couple others and lets bring this LLL back to the fire-
Who's the weakest link and any pointers you like to give?
- Infa and who ever he battle last week has to really step it up just try and get creative as possible with ya personals all statement bars dont hit-
Your known to be the underdog here why is that i dont think you get the respect you deserve?
-I guess I don't enter group chats with dudes, but I get respect enough I think sometimes being the underdog is good tho cus u always gotta get better-
Any battlers you hoping to come back this season we competition let them know textbattlers aint a dying breed?
-Orc, Joog, Barc, PG, Galatic, Spit.... dudes like that-
Any tough battles you can say you had so far this season?
-Na, although I wish Letter showed, I had a dope 16 for him-
Anything you like to see this summer as far as leagues and tournaments go?
-A dope Golden Glove is overdue imo-
Last but not least whats your thoughts the Orlando Tragedy?
-It doesn't add up, a guy shoots 50 people with 2 guns that collectively hold about 50rnds something dont make sense, I feel for the victims but its more to that story-
Any shot outs you like to give?
-S/o to everyone thats active and not n/s lol-
Thank you for your time! and good luck this week!
Ok now Lets get into our Week 7 Predictions go a few new heads and some old ones that were scattered with the rest of the RB dustbunnies. It's like digging out toejam you haven't seen in a longtime.
Joe Boston its me bitches! VS. Enbombz Contenders Match
Absolutely i won't be using any Orlando references as i fucking predict ton of them will be flipped this week. Enbombz had a dope verse last week lots of creativity and nice wordplay attempts. Gonna be hard here but i gotta come with my best creativity and tell CNN cancel the contract. Good luck @Enbombz fuck you im gonna win.
Cred VS. KnowP
Cred is the reason we need stricter gun control policies. The gun bar king jesus piece wearing aint no video battle scaring cuz im preparing to be a youtube gangsta sensation over at Netcees having relations but he popping fo fifths without saying the proper pronunciation its four nigguh! Nah but he has some slick shit direct hits but if you don't change it up it can fade out. I wanna see some funny shit some wordplays some nameplays some personals. You have metaphores but tie that shit in there with those categories. KnowP is known for good humor factor i wanna see him get out his church clothes n get gritty Kirk Franklin won't get mad atcha. This is gonna be good but i feel creds direction and harder impact is gonna edge this unless KnowP comes with a harder approach.
Bash VS. plethora
Who the fuck is this plethora guy he won the alias tourney and just overall got bars man. Reveal yourself i bet its the white version of joog'n loves vegan falafel wraps but not muslim. Bash remember the name but haven't seen shit since WWII so im going with plethora here.
Champ Match: Fresh VS. Unfukwitable
Gonna be dope Fresh proved last week just cause you have a rb belly button ring an ILLunatic lower back tat a lip ring shaped like the O in KnOwPs name doesn't make you a bitch. He brought that shit last week. Unfukwitable lets see if you can handle this. Both are creative as fuck sometime Fresh slips up wording but he fixes that shit each week. You know what im gonna keep positive and go with Fresh its more deserved hes been proven himself and i know hes hungry cuz his skinny ass never had any createen intake in his life. Stop eating hotpockets and drinking that shitty Molson.
ItsKontroverzy VS. Surplus
Don't know these two lets just say its Kontroverzy from New Jerzey and Surplus works for an insurance agency.
C. Wrighter VS. The Infamous
Wow one name i haven't seen in decades does he still text? Is he even a member here did ya'll make him reregister. Im not sure what C. Wrighter been doing text wise cant say anything positive till after this week. The Infamous not the best verse last week no entertaiment was like dryhumping during prom night. Couple haymakers like i said but you need more then that. I got you this week so be more consistent.
slecht VS. Ethareal
You need some work E your concepts were all over the place like a whitegirl at her first rap concert. Look at other LLL stick to a concept idea make sure ur setup and finisher are sensible to each other. slecht another name i haven't seen in ages damn these people are fucking prehistoric its like 90's tryna fit in with 2016 swagger but fuck the skinny jeans sperrys and meggins n skirts. slecht is still rocking his canvas wallabees and 8 ball jacket i remember him being nice with it. I got him this week cause like i said e you need a makeover.
Wtf of the week
Wtf @Bomb Bar'd showing to an FL contender match but not an LLL battle
Wtf @me working 16 hrs and then back to work again and typing up this fucking mag
Wtf @these cavemen ass names coming back to text theyv'e been frozen for years
Wtf @Why does knowps belly look like he swallowed a country park then ate chick filet after
Wtf @Why does Fresh have a fitbit in one of his piercings
Well u all have a great fucking week lets show for once and yeah vote before i give you all a delicious girl STD.
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