Conspiracy…
The gayness of this topic almost made me drop it…
Then I figured maybe, that’s exactly what they wanted.
For me to skip the gauntlet and take the easy route…
Never have my hearing haunted, never see shadows of doubt.
Be a good Boy Scout and promise to pledge daily…
An allegiance so devout, no wonder foreigners hate me.
But maybe it’s all shadow, cloak and dagger attire…
Two faced, hidden moles, with information for hire.
And weapons for buyers…anyone need a nuke?
I think Iran and North Korea are looking to sell a few.
Then there’s…
Aliens all around us, mimicking our appearance…
Communicating through static that we think’s interference.
Planning their invasion, while probing for answers…
Cept I hear they probe so deep, it’s like they’re looking for cancer.
And remember…
The disappearance of Hoffa, everyone prayed for him…
Until it was rumored, Jimmy’s under Giant’s Stadium.
See, they couldn’t find him in the city, so twigs shook…
When they searched the nearest forest and spotted Bigfoot.
Who was searching himself, now excuse this moment of filler…
But even he wanted to find the real Simpson/Goldman killers.
But no luck at all, they’ll never take the fall…
It’s a justice got fucked party and the Ramsey’s are hosting it all!
Special guest, Chandra’s killer, he’ll Levy us laughing soon…
By reminding everyone of us, we’ve never really been to the moon.
We’re buffoons constantly lied to, will be till heaven…
But wait…shit! Is religion even true...or bullshit like 9/11?
Relax a bit, aight...these aren't my thoughts!
I've responded to half a dozen diss verses in the last two days...
If ya want specifics, I'll get em.