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    Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond


    What is up, mother fuckers? Welcome to the Week 11 Mag: Uterus Pond Edition. Some fresh faces this week, some crazy math in the rankings, and a new champ. Congrats to @Kill Spree for Champing. You might not know how to count Wins/Losses, but we love you anyways.


    .: Week 10 Recap

    Champ Match
    Bag Mandela: 7-2 -VS- Kill Spree: 5-1

    Solid battle. Bag went the more personal route, and Spree had the more technically sound bar. In the end, the score was 5-1 in favor of the challenger, and the league saw a familiar face raise the belt in victory.

    Champ MatchKing Dee Bee 3-1 -VS- Robo Cop: 5-4

    This wasn't quite the barn burner I was expecting. But that's not to say it was bad. Just felt like neither went for the jugular. In the end, KDB edges it 6-2 and moves onto face Spree next week.

    Phalanx 4-0 -VS- Spectre1

    Nothing to see here.

    Blue Bayou: 5-3 -VS- Slayerr 4-2

    Uterus Pond. Need I say more? Apparently Blue's bar was so bad, that Slayerr not only finds himself in the contender's match, but some how he improved to 5-1, Despite losing 3 of his last 4. Got to love Spree's math.

    MV: 4-4 -VS- Mal Diction 1-3

    This one was a mess. Wasnt big on either bar myself, but in the end, MV picked up the unanimous decision.

    Knoxville: 2-5 -VS- Exalted: 5-3

    Exalted picked up the NS win. Knox no showed for the 3rd time this season, despite being catered to in terms of match ups.

    Mac 6-4 -VS- Thenextslimshady 0-0

    Mac picked up a sloppy win. Neither was impressive here.



    [B]Top 3 Punches of the Week[/B)

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Fuckin Nerd!
    Vs me just a nail in the coffin! You’ll die a lame
    Such a fuckin Tool, Bag…the hammer coke off the hip & realign your frame
    Quote Originally Posted by King Dee Bee View Post





    Taking this policeman's Jaw loose following last week when I gave Blue Pressure_
    Rights and lefts Rocking Robe like my fist is resembling Hugh Hefner_


    Quote Originally Posted by Bag Mandela View Post

    You buss ya load in ya lady, became a dad but choose text over that role on a daily,
    You're Kill Spree in real life I know it's that way because you shot n left everyone else holding the baby




    .: Week 10 Preview & Odds

    Champ Match
    Kill Spree 5-1 -VS- King Dee Bee 4-1

    Should be pretty dope. Spree 55/45


    Contender's Match Phalanx 5-0 -VS- Slayer 4-3

    Good luck, bro.

    Mac 7-4 -VS- Exalted: 5-3

    Could be the sleeper for BotW. Mac 60/40


    Blue Bayou: 6-3 -VS- Glockamole 2-2

    Shout outs to Blue for inspiring another mag title. That said, Im calling this a coin toss. 50/50

    MV: 5-4 -VS- Bag Mandela 7-3

    This should be dope. Expecting flames from both. Bag 60/40


    Knoxville: 2-6 -VS- Blas 0-0

    Blas will probally win by NS. Blas 75/25



    Robocop 5-5 -VS- Thenextslimshady 0-1

    Robocop should be able to coast through this. Robo 90/10.

    Fresh 0-0 -VS- Mal Diction 1-4

    The return of the legend. Unfortunately for fresh, he draws arguably the leagues toughest match up. Mal 80/20




    .: Hashtag Hype


    #AndNew
    #SpreeCantCount
    #NewChallengersHaveEntered
    #UterusPondCausedPandyMoanyUmm
    #YallSleepingOnMal
    #BlueBayouIsTheBenRothlisbergerOfWordplay
    #KnoxHasMorNoShowsThanWins



    @BagMandela @Kill Spree @RoboCop @King Dee Bee @EXalted @Blue Bayou @Slayerr. @mv @mal diction @spectre1 @KnoXville. @Mac. @thenextslimshady @Blas @Glockamole @Fresh

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    long live the uterus pond
    aka Sorrow: the Broken Wing

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    #UterusPondCausedPandyMoanyUmm


    Yessssssssssssss
    "Sound stuff out guys" - Barcotic

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    Thank you for mag

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    Dope mag. enjoyed the read good sir.

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    Assuming you fixed what ever numbers you needed?

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Assuming you fixed what ever numbers you needed?
    No. But I will.

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    Respect @Phalanx
    I don't mind doing recaps & predictions for your battles btw

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Bayou View Post
    #UterusPondCausedPandyMoanyUmm


    Yessssssssssssss
    lol
    aka Sorrow: the Broken Wing

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    Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

    ty for the mag good sir

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