I was stumbling around trying to find a baked ham since I wanted one like it would cure the nut cancer I don't have yet, but I sneezed and bumped into Lamb Horse. I had to defend the town I'm named after, Pittsburgh, and I throw a gallon container of mustard at Lamb Horse, but Lamb Horse went cyborg and burned towns to the ground!
He's after you next, and when all is chaos and despair Lamb Horse will come after me.
Man I'm sorry for the inconvenience but I have to announce that @ILLunatic favorite steak is sirloin because it is similar to male loins
Sir loins, eh? That's the @elvis freshly kind of meat dinner.
tell em ManBearPig sent you... Lamb Horse will calm down.
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Lamb Horse never calms down.
Give lamb horse my regards
Lamb Horse wants your spleen.
Please filter your breast milk
- It is healthier
- It may save lives
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Spleen is a homonym, so does he want my bad temper or my abdominal organ?
Both.
Please filter your breast milk
- It is healthier
- It may save lives
- It increases antioxidants
- Vacuum Plus
Shut up, Steve.Originally Posted by Miami Steve
Sus
Lamb chops is more gangsterer.
MoistPuss'Smoother than smooth
You know. You know. Cause when you know, you know. You Know.
The mind without a brain\i/
i remember one late night, hanging out at the ol' watering hole with lamb horse... he started to get a little close to me... i felt very uncomfortable with it, but i decided to stay still anyway, i did not want to offend and anger him... i had worked so hard to gain his trust and become his friend...
but then... he whispered in my ear "this is my swamp".... and he pushed up real hard against the back of me...my pants fell down and he gave chase... he did his best to penetrate me without lubrication... i was scarred for life...but more importantly, i learned the true meaning of keeping your bootypetunia virginity... it is a valuable thing...
i escaped unscathed.... except for the mental scars i have bore ever since... i will never come close to lamb horse again without a parent or guardian to protect me...stranger danger is real....
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Please stop trying to see my underwear hoagie.
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Lamb Horse one tried to blow up my car. It was successful but it was a bag of Dipsy Doodles that was carjacking me. He was the victim and as I saw my beloved Chevy Impala go to flames I saw Lamb Horse hiding in an alleyway laughing and drinking Diet Pepsi.
What kind of a maniac drinks Diet Pepsi?!
Please filter your breast milk
- It is healthier
- It may save lives
- It increases antioxidants
- Vacuum Plus
We never did find out whether or not Lamb Horse was successful in blowing up @Miami Steve 's car.
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