I was stumbling around trying to find a baked ham since I wanted one like it would cure the nut cancer I don't have yet, but I sneezed and bumped into Lamb Horse. I had to defend the town I'm named after, Pittsburgh, and I throw a gallon container of mustard at Lamb Horse, but Lamb Horse went cyborg and burned towns to the ground!
He's after you next, and when all is chaos and despair Lamb Horse will come after me.