The Undead Won't Survive Tooth Decay
With years of practice we accepted that zombies live among us
While factions utilized em as weapons wit a strange & serious hunger
I studied the beast closely for an array of military conquers
Watching em eat grosses me, chewing openly wit nefarious chompers
Horrid slices of flesh swallowed after multiple chews
Prowling all night, no rest, sore wounds & collagen oozed
No fatigues, we deploy the sad souls to roam the streets
Marching the slowest speed equipped wit invincible bodies and atrocious teeth
War raged on, munitions rockets rained down a brazen storm
The walking dead played along until tooth decay came raging strong
Our team, though not breathing, had human characteristics
Wit molars dislodged from the dentures, it left us wit an embarrassing predicament
I reported the facts; my documentation was vivid yet rigorous
Our crew of fighting cadavers needs an oral hygiene dentist fix
Daily floss and mouth wash on top of complimentary brushing
The bacterial consumed fucked us, sorry, vulgarity thrusting
The U.N asked volunteers and local missionary groups
To lend an ear about administering an incendiary goop
As the contraption tested on the rotted corpse chewers
Counteracting fungus as displayed to the infomercial viewers
Labeled T.U.W.S.T.D respectfully on cleansing tubes
Helps em shred through the meat traitorously and rinse endless food
The owner of "revive a body for pets" bought in bulk
The ones who was once chalked can now inhale proudly in large gulps
Major corporate sponsors ran plenty commercial promotions
The gel lubricate the fiends bicuspid helping wit the dispersal of erosion
Many felt appalled to contribute to the proceeds of war
We watched in awe as shadow figures racked in millions wit ghostly paws
Foolish helpers lost limbs attempting treatment
As numerous health officials cringed at the grotesque proceedings
Are we to believe exfoliating these things prove vital?
As we rub Colgate between their cheeks in lurid cycles
Wit all the foundations to sponsor.... the mess was chosen?
civilians urged the abomination abolished and invest in soldiers
Should we consider rights for the carnivorous breed?
Ignoring pedestrian life, parachuting em abroad for a tourist feed
The politicians held a press conference promising to have a heart
To address concerns and comments and hear our remarks
It was amazing, Before the first word was uttered
A vagrant launched an attack, plagued wit bite marks and sunburns
I sat front row, shocked, the crowd worked in a frenzy
The Congressman reaped the benefits of his program...
& All I could do is admire the ghouls dentistry/
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Originally Posted by Child-Raising Badass
