I can see you have a hard time getting things straight
Like your disappointed ex on your first hetero date
Edison Ave.? Let me guess your parents named you Skeet
So this hard ass thug was like I'll upgrade to a street!
No lightbulbs popped with that unoriginality
Your a mistake you failed with that fictitious fallacy
He's the bi-product of a midget orgy that involved Corky
With a life expectancy of less than forty
Quite the conundrum here sort of like a maze
See I made a pledge...not to bash the gays
I respect the fact of the burden that you carried
I think all faggots like you should have the right to be married