Yeah, my chick has been getting mad at me because she thinks she isn't getting me fully hard enough anymore. For a while now I've been gettin either semi-hard or soft-hard. Sometimes my dick gets a pity hard telling me he feels bad for me in dick language. Idk what it is, maybe she just doesnt turn me on anymore and she sucks at giving head. Tips on getting a boner?
Originally Posted by Brute
Lmao
''Crying Is Blackmail''
damn
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jerk it a little bit first
Lube?
It started with a kiss and turned out something else,
The blood coils in through my veins, I think of no one else.
I never believed in much, but I believe in this.
I’m incomplete without you, I’d kill to taste your kiss
lol yeah just play with yourself
MoistPuss'Smoother than smooth
You know. You know. Cause when you know, you know. You Know.
The mind without a brain\i/
try harder
LOLOLOLOLLLLLL!
murder murder
Maybe you need a more attractive woman.
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it's just that you're used to the same shit every time... switch it up a bit...
foreplay.
tell her to wear lingerie...
porn...always seems to work
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WTF @ lube. How is lube going to help your erection? He's having problems getting a hard on not getting it in.
You may be in dire need of some viagra. Or you could just flick your sack & see how that turns out.
But...
He can never touch her again
#BaseBoyz
lmao...Drink...
think about anotha chick
make her watch supaheads flick..
idk pimp..
they say the best pussy is new pussy..find u some new pussy
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LMAO @ dick language
She said I could sleep on the couch
By 2 am, I was diggin her out
I guess I'ma just tell her to improve her head game or I'ma have to kick her to the curve and find a new girl.
Maybe she's boring in bed?
Tell her to maybe try a little something, a man usually needs more and more stimulation from the same woman to be aroused, so, ask her, "What have you done for me lately?"
And if it's not playing the tuba while eating your asshole out with whipped cream with a gangbang on the bigscreen, the answer is "Not as much as I could be doing."
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