Originally Posted by
MegHAtron
{*speaking softly, gradually getting louder*}
Pork rinds… yeah… yeah…
Yo, all I need is one bite, one lick, one taste
One Pizza Hut, my face on some Frito Lays
Only if I had one bun, hot dog or one rib
Cook books to show me how to do things that chef did
Pure, like a rack of virgin lamb; topped wit
A dab A-1, one taste & it’ll be gone quick
Got some juice, bout to take a sip, my favorite
Mad hunger, don’t care what I eat, I just swallow it
Acknowledge it; people throw good food in garbages
Seeds coughed up, nutritious food can’t survive in us
Bally [Total Fitness] got us, payin’ money tryin’ to diet us
One knee I kneeled, could it be my time is up
But my luck, I got up, my heart beats again
That IHOP this morning musta clogged the passagin’
That’s why trainers comin’ to the spot that I’m eatin’ in
Talkin’ bout eat tofu, but I ain’t eatin’ it
This is my body & I’ma eat, to the death of it
Wanna make me feel at home? Order me a P’Zone
So what, I’m big like a balloon, & I need more of this soon
Delivered by whatever diner you choose
In this life of fast food, Burger King or McDonald’s?
Eatin’ like I got no conscience, wakin’ up eatin’ Tacos
If you really think you ready to eat, wit knifes out
Ready to fill up yo’ mouth? Well then order it now!
{*whispering again*}
Yum, all I need is one bite…
All I need is one bite… that’s all I need
All I need is one bite… all I need pickles
All I need is one bite… yeah
{*gradually getting louder*}
All I need is one lunch, one cake, wit’ ice cream
One servin’ – tell the waiter to gimme just one pig
Matter fact maybe more than one, look back
At all the food that’s in me, loved all of it
1 table sittin’ 33, that’s 33 spots
For my buttocks, but 16 each is 32
Which means, 1 of my cheeks is held by 17
I mighta gains a pound or 2, but I’m lovin’ my food
Everybody gotta eat some time, hope my dinner rolls
Don’t get burned up, but it’s black at the bottom
This isn’t fair, my fruit roll up, rolled under my chair
I cant’ reach it, but the scents in the air
I let this pie cool for too many minutes, too much time
Could you warm it up for me & don’t burn up the sides
Y’all eaters really wit me get busy, meet me at Denny’s
Do more than just eat, I lick the plate until it’s empty
They refilled the buffet, they rush, we rush, they stop, we cuss
I ain’t even hungry, just wanna fill my gut
So lets go & buy up the store, shut ‘em down
Cuz I’m hungry now, so watch how I fill my mouth
{*whispering again*}
All I need is one bite... that's all I need, sunflower seeds
All I need is one bite... there's nuttin else in the world
All I need is one bite... that's all a need to do his thing ya' know
All I need is one bite…
{*starting loud this time, getting quieter*}
All I need is one pie, cheese fries, a deep breath, & one can
Why I eat more speaks for itself, but they don’t understand
Why I’m eatin’ Stove Top, & it’s Thanksgivin’ food
But back that plate up & grab be another Mountain Dew
Wonder how I’m eatin’ this? & I don’t have to chew
I’ll let you know, but you gotta let me have some
Of that honey bun, I’m eatin’ cuz I ain’t full nigga
Thought I wouldn’t it that cow tongue? Fooled you niggaz
Fill my jaws wit’ apple sauce, & don’t even need a napkin
& when I eat beef, my relief is everlastin’
Eatin’ candy bars, brothaz praisin’ they ovens like a gift from God
Hunger, won’t even start
Cuz the ‘fridge was filled as a youngster
Every night it was like a, feast would be here, nothin’ goes in the dumpster
Gimme some mustard, & somethin’ to drink, I’m throwin’ it all in my face
Upset wit’ me cuz I ate some food off yo’ plate
Doctors left me cuz they thought I was finished
Shoulda knew I woulda come through as soon as I smelled the scent of Soul Food
Cake wit’ no icing, that’s the king of all mistakes
Bakin’ wit’ a change of pace, bigger loaves, sandwichin’ everythang
Smellin’ a melon could this scent be real?
Heard it was, so I’ma eat, cuz I don’t miss no meal
This is crazy, a half eaten bag, is what I just found
You need some real food? Well order it now
{*whispering again*}
All I need is one bite… yeah, yeah yeah yeah
All I need is one bite… that's all I ever needed in this world, fuck cash
All I need is one bite… fuck the cars, the jewelry
All I need is one bite… & to spread my food to the whole world
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