User Tag List

View Poll Results: Do You Agree??

Voters
4. You may not vote on this poll
  • Yes

    0 0%
  • No

    4 100.00%
Page 13 of 52 FirstFirst ... 3 12 13 14 23 ... LastLast
Showing results 181 to 195 of 770

Thread: The Best Punchlines, Metaphors, Similies, Disses etc.

  1. #181
    S.T.I.L.L.P.O.R.N. Kaput Mundi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Age
    91
    Posts
    2,118
    Battle Record
    9-4
    I remember Common Sense having some good wordplay also but it could take me a day to list them all...
    Wewillfuckyouup.......er.
    -me & my man Sav get the bitches quick
    inconsiderate conglomerate, I got the sickest click




    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  2. #182
    ...Tension'us Venomo'us
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Age
    33
    Posts
    1,780
    Battle Record
    10-14
    joe budden...."even if i put a weave on a toilet, u couldnt shyt on a track"
    jay z..."my daddy knew what he wanted when he a made me a nut"(some shyt like that)

    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

    If you Die with the devils first kiss.then Look to the sky and Say This:
    I live High in the essence of unbleviable Gods Hands
    I love like roses and sink threw fingers just Like Sand

    From Bein Satans Angel..To Hating The actional Clan
    Tryin to Be heartless.........But thats not Being A Man

  3. #183
    idle
    Guest
    kapitolins could you try to list them, thanks
    realim you should check out immortal technique (i know everybody says that, but i listened to them, bought his second album and live a better life because of it)

  4. #184
    S.T.I.L.L.P.O.R.N. Kaput Mundi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Age
    91
    Posts
    2,118
    Battle Record
    9-4
    ^if you're that interested fine....I'll go get out Resurrection and find some...thats the first one that pops in mind..
    Wewillfuckyouup.......er.
    -me & my man Sav get the bitches quick
    inconsiderate conglomerate, I got the sickest click




    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  5. #185
    idle
    Guest
    ok, safe i don't have any common albums but do have a few of his songs, does the album Resurrection have ''i used to love her'' on it

  6. #186
    Conquering Lion Prince Escobar's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    New Jerusalem
    Posts
    9,745
    Battle Record
    8-6
    The Jay line is "Poppa knew exactly what he did when he made me, tried to get a nut in he got a nuttin (nothin)"
    and Com has some lines, one that i liked was "I change styles like a channel with control that is remote, engage in a page and with words i elope"
    another is "I dilate pupils but thats cornea then a retina" he has a lot of dopetry, 1luv.
    Laying face down in the mainstream.
    Po.Ethics.

  7. #187
    ^That common line was dope, and i always thought jay said” my pops new exactly what he did when he made me tried to get a nut and he got a nut” meaning nut in two ways, i jus learned something

    Dope wordplay hmmmmmmm i’d have to say redman “i’ll stop ya trak like ya train of thought didnt come in time” somethin along those lines
    “If I play the record a thousand times a day muthuf**kas will like it.” It’s like if you give a muthaf**ka nothing but bulls**t to eat, he’s gonna learn to enjoy it. Ya know I’ll throw a lil’ gravy on it-they gonna learn to enjoy the bulls**t. In the absence of the truth, bulls**t will prevail."-DMX

  8. #188
    Conquering Lion Prince Escobar's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    New Jerusalem
    Posts
    9,745
    Battle Record
    8-6
    Not sure if this is too dope but i wrote it so... "light shinin this quick wit of mine,
    got girls stoppin then fast forwardin so i rewind and play tricks on the mind"
    1luv.
    Laying face down in the mainstream.
    Po.Ethics.

  9. #189
    You've Earned a Custom Title!
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Posts
    2,903
    I come quick like the future(think about it)

  10. #190
    That line you was dope (DNF),just kinda went off topic at the end to me

    “Like short sleeves i bear arms”-jay-z, never gonna leave my head
    “If I play the record a thousand times a day muthuf**kas will like it.” It’s like if you give a muthaf**ka nothing but bulls**t to eat, he’s gonna learn to enjoy it. Ya know I’ll throw a lil’ gravy on it-they gonna learn to enjoy the bulls**t. In the absence of the truth, bulls**t will prevail."-DMX

  11. #191
    Senator Ricardo El Chapo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Houston/Charlotte
    Posts
    20,028
    Battle Record
    21-6
    What You Eat Don't Make Me Shit-Jayz

    Still Love That Line
    [/url]

  12. #192
    Conquering Lion Prince Escobar's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    New Jerusalem
    Posts
    9,745
    Battle Record
    8-6
    "I kept feeding her dollars till shit started to make sense/cents"-Jay
    this is turning to an ode to S. Carter, 1luv.
    Laying face down in the mainstream.
    Po.Ethics.

  13. #193
    doesnotexist
    Guest
    "I got goals and I 'can' like a pop machine" - Common

    "Im the joint like reefer" - Common

    " With delivery like where Arabs live....Intense/In-tents"- Chino XL

    "Breakin in cribs wit a crowbar,I wasnt poor I was po' I couldnt afford the o-r" - Big L

    " Big L be fuckin wit more keys then a janitor"

    "I express like an interstate, hyper when I ventilate
    My rap pieces penetrate and infultrate your mental state" - Common

    " Im so vain/vein you could probly drain blood from me" - Chino XL

  14. #194
    doesnotexist
    Guest
    Ummm no..Chino and Vakill would fuck Immortal Technique up easy...


    So now that the title has changed to simmile...the winner is Chino obviosly...and yes Vakill is amazing wit it too but he just doesnt have that many compared to Chi.


    Bottom line...Chino and Vakill own this category.

  15. #195
    ...Tension'us Venomo'us
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Age
    33
    Posts
    1,780
    Battle Record
    10-14
    i keep one eye open like cbs - jigga
    my bread is butter so they wanna toast me - jigga
    i keep 2 clips like pharell - young chris
    im the mc with the hammer thatll make u do the runnin man - oschino
    ask xzibit, im a pimp wit it, after u pimp my car, u will see a pimp in it - jr writer

    its the roc u bastids

    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

    If you Die with the devils first kiss.then Look to the sky and Say This:
    I live High in the essence of unbleviable Gods Hands
    I love like roses and sink threw fingers just Like Sand

    From Bein Satans Angel..To Hating The actional Clan
    Tryin to Be heartless.........But thats not Being A Man

Similar Threads

  1. Punchlines to Frame (King of Punchlines)
    By rhymebad in forum Open Mic
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: October 25th, 2018, 01:14 PM
  2. Wordplay/metaphors/punchlines
    By Shoemaker in forum Open Mic
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: November 3rd, 2011, 06:13 AM
  3. Dope Punchlines/Disses
    By Emerge in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 89
    Last Post: August 16th, 2007, 09:21 PM
  4. "Slut" - punchlines & metaphors galore
    By AlmightyDerek in forum Open Mic
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: April 26th, 2005, 01:41 AM
  5. Replies: 3
    Last Post: May 14th, 2003, 07:17 AM

Posting Rules

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •