"oh shit i might be the father"

ever been in one of these situations?

A little over a year ago i banged this chick, soon after that i found out she was pregnant. so i was sweating it for MONTHS until i was able to get an appointment for a prenatal test AND wait for the results. $1305 to be exact.

she got the results in an email and the phone call with her friend telling me i wasn't the father was the most beautiful thing in the world! it was like i got a 2nd chance at life. me and the homies were celebrating like we just won the lotto and her friend hung up on me lmao. fuck, my life would be so much different right now. that bitch is on welfare.

she was at my friends party a few weeks ago and she wanted my dick i was just like nah.....

been there a couple of times

had to go with this one broad to this day-after-the-day-after clinic

sat in this interview type thing with her and this old woman, warning her how it wasn't 100% successful and how it wasn't a certainty, that you cant just practice unsafe sex and sleep around then expect them to sort your problems out

she was a bitch tbh

wifey got the implant at present though, so there's only like a 1/1000 chance of her falling pregnant, they last three years and you can have them removed when were ready, which'll probably be 2015

I understand the sense of relief when you feel you're off the hook though, hardly anything compares haha!

Team iMasturbate

The Great Father is me.

I've always been The Great Father.

nuff said

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The Great Father is me.

I've always been The Great Father.

nuff said

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holy shit, i totally did not see this post coming..

The Great Father decrees-

What a twist!

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ever been in one of these situations?

A little over a year ago i banged this chick, soon after that i found out she was pregnant. so i was sweating it for MONTHS until i was able to get an appointment for a prenatal test AND wait for the results. $1305 to be exact.

she got the results in an email and the phone call with her friend telling me i wasn't the father was the most beautiful thing in the world! it was like i got a 2nd chance at life. me and the homies were celebrating like we just won the lotto and her friend hung up on me lmao. fuck, my life would be so much different right now. that bitch is on welfare.

she was at my friends party a few weeks ago and she wanted my dick i was just like nah.....

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The Great Father decrees-

This is why I never carry ID when I go out looking to fuck. That being said, it's only happened to me three times. One bitch threatened Maury, but her kid came out black. Ha ha ha.

If you haven't caught the reference, I am not black, ergo I wasn't il papa for that one. I've got a kid in Switzerland, though. Bitch married a very rich banker and they fled seemingly as quick as it took for me to regret banging her.



Congrats on the victory against the trashy bitch, though.

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The Great Father decrees-

This is why I never carry ID when I go out looking to fuck. That being said, it's only happened to me three times. One bitch threatened Maury, but her kid came out black. Ha ha ha.

If you haven't caught the reference, I am not black, ergo I wasn't il papa for that one. I've got a kid in Switzerland, though. Bitch married a very rich banker and they fled seemingly as quick as it took for me to regret banging her.



Congrats on the victory against the trashy bitch, though.

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yes, it was a major relief

that doesn't bother u that u have a kid in switzerland?

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yes, it was a major relief

that doesn't bother u that u have a kid in switzerland?

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The Great Father decrees-

Deep down, I know he is far better off where he is. He's getting a fair shake at a lot more opportunities where he is now with his step-father and mother than I believe I ever could have provided him. I'm not one of those selfish bastard types who would deprive my kid the chance at a good life just because I want him to myself.

werd i respect that

LMAO @ 'THREATENING MAURY' THO

yeah i've been through this before, it's almost like playing russian roulette.

All I do is raw dog and I still don't have HIV


Anyone here got it?

A larger portion of the denizens here are more accustomed to taking back shots than they are unloading ooze into another. Much less into a woman.