Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond
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What is up, mother fuckers? Welcome to the Week 11 Mag: Uterus Pond Edition. Some fresh faces this week, some crazy math in the rankings, and a new champ. Congrats to
@Kill Spree
for Champing. You might not know how to count Wins/Losses, but we love you anyways.
.: Week 10 Recap
Champ MatchBag Mandela: 7-2 -VS- Kill Spree: 5-1
Solid battle. Bag went the more personal route, and Spree had the more technically sound bar. In the end, the score was 5-1 in favor of the challenger, and the league saw a familiar face raise the belt in victory.
Champ MatchKing Dee Bee 3-1 -VS- Robo Cop: 5-4
This wasn't quite the barn burner I was expecting. But that's not to say it was bad. Just felt like neither went for the jugular. In the end, KDB edges it 6-2 and moves onto face Spree next week.
Phalanx 4-0 -VS- Spectre1
Nothing to see here.
Blue Bayou: 5-3 -VS- Slayerr 4-2
Uterus Pond. Need I say more? Apparently Blue's bar was so bad, that Slayerr not only finds himself in the contender's match, but some how he improved to 5-1, Despite losing 3 of his last 4. Got to love Spree's math.
MV: 4-4 -VS- Mal Diction 1-3
This one was a mess. Wasnt big on either bar myself, but in the end, MV picked up the unanimous decision.
Knoxville: 2-5 -VS- Exalted: 5-3
Exalted picked up the NS win. Knox no showed for the 3rd time this season, despite being catered to in terms of match ups.
Mac 6-4 -VS- Thenextslimshady 0-0
Mac picked up a sloppy win. Neither was impressive here.
[B]Top 3 Punches of the Week[/B)
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Kill Spree
Fuckin Nerd!
Vs me just a nail in the coffin! You’ll die a lame
Such a fuckin Tool, Bag…the hammer coke off the hip & realign your frame
Quote:
Originally Posted by
King Dee Bee
Taking this policeman's Jaw loose following last week when I gave Blue Pressure_
Rights and lefts Rocking Robe like my fist is resembling Hugh Hefner_
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Bag Mandela
You buss ya load in ya lady, became a dad but choose text over that role on a daily,
You're Kill Spree in real life I know it's that way because you shot n left everyone else holding the baby
.: Week 10 Preview & Odds
Champ Match Kill Spree 5-1 -VS- King Dee Bee 4-1
Should be pretty dope. Spree 55/45
Contender's Match Phalanx 5-0 -VS- Slayer 4-3
Good luck, bro.
Mac 7-4 -VS- Exalted: 5-3
Could be the sleeper for BotW. Mac 60/40
Blue Bayou: 6-3 -VS- Glockamole 2-2
Shout outs to Blue for inspiring another mag title. That said, Im calling this a coin toss. 50/50
MV: 5-4 -VS- Bag Mandela 7-3
This should be dope. Expecting flames from both. Bag 60/40
Knoxville: 2-6 -VS- Blas 0-0
Blas will probally win by NS. Blas 75/25
Robocop 5-5 -VS- Thenextslimshady 0-1
Robocop should be able to coast through this. Robo 90/10.
Fresh 0-0 -VS- Mal Diction 1-4
The return of the legend. Unfortunately for fresh, he draws arguably the leagues toughest match up. Mal 80/20
.: Hashtag Hype
#AndNew
#SpreeCantCount
#NewChallengersHaveEntered
#UterusPondCausedPandyMoanyUmm
#YallSleepingOnMal
#BlueBayouIsTheBenRothlisbergerOfWordplay
#KnoxHasMorNoShowsThanWins
@BagMandela
@Kill Spree
@RoboCop
@King Dee Bee
@EXalted
@Blue Bayou
@Slayerr.
@mv
@mal diction
@spectre1
@KnoXville.
@Mac.
@thenextslimshady
@Blas
@Glockamole
@Fresh
Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond
long live the uterus pond
Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond
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Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond
Dope mag. enjoyed the read good sir.
Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond
Assuming you fixed what ever numbers you needed?
Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Kill Spree
Assuming you fixed what ever numbers you needed?
No. But I will.
Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond
Respect
@Phalanx
I don't mind doing recaps & predictions for your battles btw
Re: Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Blue Bayou
#UterusPondCausedPandyMoanyUmm
Yessssssssssssss
lol
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