Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
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What is up, bitches? Welcome to the Week 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up edition.A dozen weeks are in the books. That means just 4 weeks until playoffs. Lots of movement in the power rankings, including the return of Spree, back after vacated the title only a week ago, and big risers like Fresh & Infamous 1. Lets get into it...
.: Week 12 Recap
Wk 12 - Contender's Match: Phalanx 6-0 -VS- Robocop 6-5
This was closer then the voting indicated. I'm a fan of this slick misdirection that Plot has been dropping. He has been on point the last three weeks. Respect. Phalanx won 6-1.
Wk 12 - Contender's Match:Mac 7-4 -VS- Bag Mandela 8-3
This was a nice match up. Easily BotW for me. Mac came in with a creative jab, but came up just shottt versus Bag. Bag looks to ride the moment back into championship contention. Bag won 5-0.
Wk 12 - King Dee Bee 4-2 -VS- Fresh 1-0
A close match here. I don't think either guy was on his A game. That said, creativity and better execution led to a consensus winner here. Fresh won 5-0.
Wk 12 - Blue Bayou 6-3 -VS- Exalted 5-4
Blue apparently drowned in an uterus pond. Ex dropped a pretty imaginative Simpson flip though, and moves onto next week looking to build momentum as the post-season nears. Exalted by DQ.
Wk 12 - Slayerr 5-3 -VS- MV 5-6
This match was solid. MV dug in his creativity bag, but his execution left something to be desired. Slayer was able to edge it with a clean personal jab. Slayerr won 5-0.
Wk 12 - Knoxville 3-6 -VS- Infamous 1 0-0
Knox found himself INN trouble this week versus the newcomer to the league. Maybe he was caught sleeping, but Infamous came through like hotel management w/ a wake up call. Infamous won 5-0.
Wk 12 - Blas 0-1 -VS- Zunto 0-0
Zunto pulled a Zunto. Not even surprised. Blas hit him with a solid personal bar, & brings himself to.500 on the season. Blas by DQ.
Wk 12 - Mal Diction 1-5 -VS- Glockamole 2-3
Mal picked up a well deserved W here. He dumped glock like a murder weapon. Mal by DQ.
Top 5 Punches of the Week
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Bag Mandela
Pump action equipped, I'm round the back of this chink's home,
The SPAS buss, when I see this retard Mac-in the window
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Infamous 1
Fix your mouth when speaking..before I 'Dent this pile of trash
and to anybody on 'Noxide,im Laughing cuz you got him Gassed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Blas
guy has half his mouth missing so he'll REALLY need to come prepared
told this faggot DON'T give me any lip, then remembered he has NONE to spare
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Phalanx
This clothesline'll give hime a Take Off vibe, He knows its a homi
Which is ironic, cuz if I disrobe, I'll wind up exposing a body
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Fresh
u could make a bad situation worse.. if I were you, I’d be retreating
If I add insult to injury, it’s because you were ugly before this beating
.: Week 13 Power Rankings
1T. Phalanx: 7-0 =
1T. Bag Mandela: 9-3 +1
3. Kill Spree: 6-1 NR
4. Fresh: 2-0 +4
5. Slayerr: 6-3 +2
6. Mac: 7-4 -3
7. Robo Cop: 6-6 -3
8T. King Dee Bee 4-3 -3
8T . Exalted: 6-4 +1
10.Infamous 1: 1-0 +6
11. Blue Bayou: 6-4 -5
12. Blas: 1-1 =
13. Mal Diction 2-5 +1
14. MV : 5-7 -4
15. Knoxville: 3-7 -4
16. Glockamole: 2-4 -2
17. Zunto: 0-1 =
.: Week 13 Preview & Odds
Champ Match Phalanx 7-0 -VS- Bag Mandela 9-3
Good luck, bud. 50/50
Contender Match Kill Spree 6-1 -VS- Fresh 2-0
Spree 55/45
Slayerr 6-3 -VS- Infamous 1 1-0
Infamous 55/45
Mac 7-4 -VS- Blue Bayou 6-4
Blue 60/40
Robocop 6-6 -VS- Blas 1-1
Robocop 60/40
King Dee Bee 4-3 -VS- Mal Diction 2-5
KDB 65/35
Exalted 6-4 -VS- MV 5-7
Exalted 60/40
Knoxville 3-7 -VS- Glockamole 2-4 -VS- Zunto 0-1
Knox 40/30/30
.: Hashtag Hype
#WhySpree
#NowYou'reBackAWeekLater
#Fresh&MV'sBeefAdded20PagesToTheChatThread
#BagWasSpazzin
#GlockenspielLeftHomieRockedF'Real
#WhosGonnaStopMal
#RIPKDB
#IMetKnox'sMom@AHolidayInnBar
#SheLikes$1MimosaNight
#DontLeaveMeHangingPlot
#SuspiciousMallards
#AChampWillBeCrowned
#PushForThePlayOffs
#18&Counting
@BagMandela
@Kill Spree
@RoboCop
@King Dee Bee
@EXalted
@Blue Bayou
@Slayerr.
@MV
@mal diction
@KnoXville.
@Mac.
@thenextslimshady
@Blas
@Glockamole
@Fresh
@Zunto
@Infamous 1
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
Good read. Appreciate the effort. Fuck MV though
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
There was literally only one good bar last week
Gotta step it up lads
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
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Originally Posted by
Blue Bayou
There was literally only one good bar last week
Gotta step it up lads
you literally didn't SHOW last week moron (uterus pond!!!!!)
dope mag ty 4 the effort much respect
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
^ Blas with the cold truth.
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
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Originally Posted by
Blas
you literally didn't SHOW last week moron (uterus pond!!!!!)
dope mag ty 4 the effort much respect
Ohhhhhh I showed... I may have been late, but I showed
Also Uterus Pond an all timer luv you
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
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Originally Posted by
Blue Bayou
Ohhhhhh I showed... I may have been late, but I showed
Also Uterus Pond an all timer luv you
if it ends in a DQ u didn't show, u broke my heart i thought u loved this shit
luv u 2
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
straight mag
still trying to wordplay the hashtags
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
Thank you for mag
Let’s get these battles up
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
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Originally Posted by
mal diction
still trying to wordplay the hashtags
I fucking love this guy
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
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Originally Posted by
Fresh
Good read. Appreciate the effort. Fuck MV though
All you can do is say Fuck MV. so go ahead fuck me. make Amen jealous
Thanks for the mag btw
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
Your predictions show why you shouldn’t gamble
- - - Updated - - -
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Blue Bayou
There was literally only one good bar last week
Gotta step it up lads
You dropped your bar of the season
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
After reading Phals bar last week I was relieved he didnt show the league his dick..lol
But appreciate the mag homie.
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
Quote:
Originally Posted by
MV
All you can do is say Fuck MV. so go ahead fuck me. make Amen jealous
Thanks for the mag btw
You're gay as shit. And there's nothing wrong with that. But leave me outta your fantasies
Re: Wk 13 Mag: Glad Fresh & MV Shut Up Edition
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Originally Posted by
Fresh
You're gay as shit. And there's nothing wrong with that. But leave me outta your fantasies
sure. leave Nigga out of your vocabulary and we have a deal